Five AI gnomes handle your Meta ads, your copy and your store. Every Monday, Loudy tells you what you actually kept and the 3 things to do next. Nothing changes without your OK.
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The Loudoo app
Before Loudoo
Sound familiar?
What you’re thinking
“I boosted a post, spent $50, and got likes. Zero orders.”
With Buzzy
Buzzy sets up your ads to find buyers, and tells you when one is better off paused.
What you’re thinking
“I can’t make sense of Ads Manager.”
With Buzzy
You don’t need to open it anymore. Tell Buzzy what you sell and he handles the settings.
What you’re thinking
“I get clicks, but nobody buys.”
With Tilly
Tilly looks at what happens after the click. Your product page, your price, your checkout.
What you’re thinking
“I don’t even know if I’m making money.”
With Loudy
Every Monday, Loudy tells you what you kept after ads, products, shipping and fees.
What it costs you
On your own or with an agency, your ads cost you a lot.
On your own, you spend your evenings on it and pay for every test that flops. An agency bills you every month, and you’re never quite sure what they do.
Doing it yourself in Ads ManagerA typical agencyloudoo
What you payDoing it yourself in Ads ManagerYour ad budget, plus every test that flopsA typical agencyA monthly retainer, on top of your ad budgetA flat price, never a %
Your timeDoing it yourself in Ads ManagerYour evenings, between tutorials and settingsA typical agencyCalls, reports, follow-up emailsRead your report, say yes or no
What you know at the endDoing it yourself in Ads ManagerMeta’s numbers: clicks, ROASA typical agencyA report, often about clicks and ROASWhat you actually kept, in real money
Your copy and your storeDoing it yourself in Ads ManagerYou, againA typical agencyOften extraQuilly and Tilly handle it
Doing it yourself in Ads Manager
What you payYour ad budget, plus every test that flops
Your timeYour evenings, between tutorials and settings
What you know at the endMeta’s numbers: clicks, ROAS
Your copy and your storeYou, again
A typical agency
What you payA monthly retainer, on top of your ad budget
Your timeCalls, reports, follow-up emails
What you know at the endA report, often about clicks and ROAS
Your copy and your storeOften extra
Withloudoo
What you payA flat price, never a %
Your timeRead your report, say yes or no
What you know at the endWhat you actually kept, in real money
Your copy and your storeQuilly and Tilly handle it
Indicative. Every agency works its own way.
The fix
Five gnomes do an agency’s work.
Each one has a job, like at an agency. You talk to them in your own words, in the app.
LoudyTeam lead
Takes your questions and hands them to the right gnome. On Monday, he writes your report: what you kept after every cost, and the 3 things to do.
Speaks fluent “plain English”. Only that.
Your question“Why did I sell less this week?”Loudy splits up the work:
Buzzychecks this week’s ads
Tillychecks your “Amber Woods” page
Quillydrafts new copy
BuzzyMeta ads
Runs your Facebook and Instagram ads: budget, audience, placements. Tells you which ad sells and which one costs you.
Has opinions about the Boost button.
“Pumpkin Chai UGC – Lena” ad
$105spent in 7 days · 0 sales
I suggest pausing it.
TillyYour store
Takes care of what happens after the click: product pages, prices, checkout, stock.
Notices the “Add to cart” button nobody can find.
“Amber Woods” candle in stock
Your ad is still pushing it.Pause it
PickyAd ideas
Looks at which ads sell and pitches the next ones to make: the idea, the photo, the video.
His idea notebook never closes.
Video: unboxing the gift setIdea
Photo: the candle lit at nightIdea
A customer reads her reviewIdea
QuillyCopy
Writes your ad copy and product pages, the way you talk.
Has never once written “elevate your style”.
Ad copy · in your voiceABC
The candle you light every night.Hand-poured, ships in 48 hours. Ready to post.
You stay the boss. They propose, you decide.
The app
See which ad is costing you. Then you decide.
It all happens in one app, in plain words. Here are two of its screens.
Loudoo
My ads
Your ads are ranked by the money they leave you. The one that’s costing you jumps right out.
My ads
To approve
Every idea from the gnomes lands here with the reason behind it. Nothing changes until you tap “Do it”.
To approve
The store, the ads and the numbers are made up to show you the app.
How it works
Every Monday, you know what you kept. And what to do next.
1
Connect your store and your ad account.
Through Meta’s and Shopify’s official login pages. Then tell Loudy, in a chat, what you sell and what you can spend.
2
The gnomes do an agency’s work.
Buzzy watches your ads, Picky preps the next ones, Quilly writes the copy, Tilly looks at your store.
3
On Monday, read your report and choose.
What you kept, then 3 things to do. “Do it” and the gnomes take care of it. “Not now” and nothing changes.
3EVERY MONDAY · YOUR REPORT
LOUDOOMonday reportMoon & Wick Candles
Sales$2,812.00
Meta ads− $527.14
Product costs− $745.18
Shipping− $378.00
Payment fees− $81.55
YOU KEPT$1,080.13
3 things to do
1Pause “Pumpkin Chai UGC – Lena”
Why: 2 weeks of spend, zero sales. (Buzzy)
Do itNot now
2Raise the “Retargeting 7 days” budget by 20%
Why: it’s your most profitable ad by far. (Buzzy)
Do itNot now
3New copy from Quilly for “Gift Set Unboxing”
Why: the ad has run for 6 weeks and the copy is wearing out. (Quilly)
Do itNot now
Checked by Loudy
No dashboard to learn. One report, in real money.
Trust
Your accounts and your money stay yours.
The gnomes read your numbers to advise you. Nothing else moves without you.
Nothing moves without your OK.
The gnomes suggest. Your ad account and your store stay the same until you tap “Do it”.
Log in through Meta and Shopify.
You connect on their official pages. We never ask for your password.
Your budget stays with Meta.
You pay Meta directly. Loudoo never takes a percentage of it.
We don’t touch your billing.
The access you grant covers your ads. Your payment methods aren’t part of it.
Leave anytime.
Disconnect Loudoo from your Meta or Shopify settings.
You won’t find customer reviews on this page, because the beta hasn’t started yet. The screens show a made-up store.
Questions
What might still hold you back
Another question? Write to contact@loudoos.com.
Can the gnomes spend my money on their own?
No. They prep and suggest. Your ad account and your store stay the same until you tap “Do it”.
Will I actually sell more?
We won’t promise you a number. The gnomes suggest cutting the ads that cost you, pushing the ones that sell, and reworking your copy and your store. Every Monday you see, in real money, what you kept. So you know if it’s working.
It’s AI. Won’t it make things up about my products?
Yes, the Loudoos are AI. Nothing they write goes live until you’ve read it and approved it. Every line about your product gets your yes first.
I already paid an agency for nothing. What’s different?
Every Monday you see what you kept, worked out from your store’s numbers. Every change goes through you. And Loudoo never gets paid on your ad spend.
My ad budget is tight. Is it worth it?
The gnomes start from what you can spend. The first job is often cutting what costs you and brings nothing back.
I’ve never run an ad. Is this for me?
Yes, if your store has made its first sales. Tell Loudy what you sell and what you can spend. The gnomes prep your first ad and explain every word.
How much will it cost?
The price isn’t set yet. It will be a flat price, never a % of your ad budget. You’ll know it before you pay anything.
Is it only about Facebook and Instagram ads?
No. Buzzy runs your ads and Picky finds the next ones. Quilly writes your copy, and Tilly works on your product pages, prices and checkout.
Meta and Shopify have their own AI. Why Loudoo?
Each of their assistants stays inside its own tool. The gnomes look at your ads, your copy, your store and your costs together. And Loudoo makes nothing when you spend more on ads.
Save your spot
More sales, no expertise needed. Save your spot.
The beta starts with a handful of stores, so we can follow each one closely. Leave your email and we’ll write when it’s your turn.
What you get
The five gnomes on your store, before anyone else
Your report every Monday: what you kept, plus 3 things to do
A real person who reads your messages and writes back
A say in what the gnomes learn next
What we ask
Connect your Meta ad account and your store
Read it, then tap “Do it” or “Not now”
Tell us each week what helped and what confused you
Be honest, especially when something is unclear
For stores that already sell, from your first few orders to ads running every day. Jewelry, candles, apparel, home decor or dropshipping.
You’re on the list.
We’ll email you when your spot opens.
You’re already on the list.
We haven’t forgotten you.
More sales, no expertise needed. Just add your store.
Your email and one question. We’ll write when it’s your turn.
You’re on the list.
