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Meta gives you advice.
Loudoo tells you which to follow.

Every Monday, seven little helpers read your Facebook and Instagram ads, your store and your margin. They tell you in plain English what makes money, what costs money, and what to do.

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Loudoo’s “Today” screen: Loudy’s brief, yesterday’s numbers and today’s action.
Meta’s advice“Create 5 new audiences to reach more people.”
IgnoreAt €25 a day, that’s €5 per audience. Not enough to learn anything.
Done!“Back-to-school sale” is paused
≈ €26 saved per dayUndo
Loudoo’s “Today” screen: Loudy’s brief, yesterday’s numbers and today’s action.
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Your real margin

Meta shows what you spend. Loudoo shows what you keep.

Meta’s dashboard stops at the ads. Nummy goes all the way down the receipt: products, shipping, fees. Then gives you the only number that matters.

  • The fees Meta adds in some countries: 3% on every invoice in France since July 1, 2026.
  • Your product costs, shipping and payment fees, read straight from your store.
  • In the end, one number: what you really keep.
LOUDOOWeek 38 · Sept 14 to 20Camille’s Jewelry
Sales€3,140.00
Meta ads− €820.00
Meta fees, France (3%)− €24.60
Product costs− €1,010.00
Shipping− €142.00
Payment fees− €53.40
YOU KEEP€1,090.00
+14% vs last weekMon 09/22 · 08:00
Checked
by Nummy
Meta’s advice

Meta measures whether you follow its advice. Loudoo measures whether you make money.

Meta’s “opportunity score” goes up when you apply its recommendations, not when you sell more. The Loudoos take every piece of advice and judge it against your margin.

Follow2 pieces of advice
Meta’s advice“Increase the budget of ‘Fine rings’ by 20%.”
Buzzy · It brings back €1.40 for every €1 of ads, margin included. We raise it 20% for 7 days, then review.
Meta’s advice“Add short videos to your ads.”
Quilly · Your 3 best sales came from videos. Quilly is drafting copy for the next two.
Not now2 pieces of advice
Meta’s advice“Turn on Advantage+ placements for all your campaigns.”
Nummy · Your sales come mostly from Instagram. Let’s try it on one ad first.
Meta’s advice“Broaden your audience to ages 18 to 65.”
Picky · Your customers are 25 to 44. We’ll test it after 50 more sales.
Ignore2 pieces of advice
Meta’s advice“Create 5 new audiences to reach more people.”
Picky · At €25 a day, that’s €5 per audience: not enough to learn anything.
Meta’s advice“Increase your budget to improve your opportunity score.”
Nummy · Your score would go up, your margin wouldn’t. ‘Back-to-school sale’ is already losing money.
How it works

Connect once. Then it’s every Monday.

No dashboard to learn, no settings. Two minutes to connect, then your report shows up on its own.

  1. loudoowould like to read
    Your campaigns and their resultsYour orders and productsChanges: only what you approve
    Allow
    01

    Connect your accounts

    Meta and Shopify, through their official login pages. Loudoo reads, it doesn’t touch anything.

  2. Reading your 14 ads
    Reading 212 orders
    Working out your margin
    72%
    02

    The Loudoos run the numbers

    Every ad is compared with what it really brought you, fees and products included.

  3. LoudyMon 08:00
    Your week 38 report is readyYou keep €1,090 (+14%). 3 things to do this week.
    Report-week-38.pdf
    03

    Every Monday, your report

    In plain English, with 3 actions. Hit “Do it” and they take care of it.

The app

Everything you need. Nothing complicated.

A report you understand, suggestions you approve in one click, and a team keeping an eye on the rest.

The full report, every Monday

Your week’s numbers, what you keep, and the 3 things to do. A two-minute read, saved as a PDF.

Week 38 reportCamille’s Jewelry · Sept 14 to 20loudoo
Ad spend€820
Sales€3,140
Cost per sale€7.30
You keep€1,090
Week by week
W34
W35
W36
W37
W38
AdsYou keep
Loudy’s advice1Raise “Fine rings” to €30 a day2Pause “Back-to-school sale”3Restock the “Moon” necklace

You approve, it’s done

Every suggestion waits for your “Do it”. Everything is logged, everything can be undone.

Buzzy suggestsRaise “Fine rings” from €25 to €30 a dayChecked by Picky · 7 days, then we review
Do itLater
Activity
“Back-to-school sale” pausedyesterday, 09:12Undo
New copy for “Moon”Tue 18:40Undo

Quilly writes your ads

Short copy, in your voice, ready to paste into Meta.

WarmShortWith emoji

The “Moon” necklace is back. Delicate, gold-plated, handmade. Only a few left: now’s the time.

Copy 2 of 3Use this copy

Tilly watches your stock

She warns you before your ad pushes a sold-out product.

“Moon” necklace: 4 leftYour ad is still pushing it · 11 sales this week
Pause the adRestock

Picky checks everything

No suggestion reaches you without being checked, numbers included.

Report reviewweek 38 · 3 min ago
Numbers checked against MetaSales matched with your store1 idea rejected: budget too small
Security

Your accounts stay yours.

You share your numbers, not your keys. Here’s exactly what Loudoo can do, and what it never will.

  • Official login

    You go through Facebook’s own page. You never share your password.

  • Read-only first

    Loudoo reads your numbers. It can’t change anything until you allow it.

  • Never deletes

    Not an ad, not an audience, not a product. Even if you ask.

  • Disconnect in one click

    From Facebook or Shopify. Your data is erased within 30 days.

What Loudoo can doSet by you, visible at any time
Read your campaigns and results
Read your orders and products
Change an ad or a budgetIf you approve
Delete anythingNever
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Why not Meta’s advice, an agency, or doing it yourself?

Meta’s adviceAn agencyOn your own
Judges every ad by your marginSometimesIf you have time
Explains in plain EnglishIt depends—
Changes nothing without your OKNot always
Has no ads to sell you
A report every Monday, hands-freeOften monthly
Price€49 / monthFreeSeveral hundred € / monthYour evenings
Who it’s for

Small or big budget, Loudoo adapts.

Every store advertising on Facebook and Instagram, from the first euro to big campaigns.

€5a day

It tells you where not to waste money, and when your ad is ready to grow.

€50a day

It tells you what to cut, what to push, and why, every Monday.

€500a day and up

It spots what’s going off track before it gets expensive.

Who’s behind Loudoo
“You write, I answer. Within a few hours.”

Loudoo is made in France by a small team: me, and seven gnomes. If anything in your report isn’t clear, write to me and we’ll look at it together.

JohanFounder of Loudoo · contact@loudoos.com
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  • Your report every Monday, with 3 actions
  • The Loudoos make the changes, with your OK
  • Everything can be undone, nothing gets deleted
  • No commitment, 30-day money-back guarantee
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Questions

What people ask before connecting.

Another question? contact@loudoos.com

I know nothing about ads. Is this for me?

Yes, that’s exactly who it’s for. No jargon: when a technical word shows up, Loudoo explains it in one sentence. You read your report in two minutes and know what to do.

Why is the audit free?

Because Loudoo is just getting started, and the best way to convince you is to show you your own report. No credit card, no strings attached.

How much will the Monday report cost?

€49 a month. The first 30 people to sign up pay €24.50 a month, for life. No commitment, with a 30-day money-back guarantee.

Can Loudoo change my ads on its own?

No. It suggests, you approve in one click. It can’t delete anything, and every action can be undone.

I already have an agency. What’s the point?

A second, independent opinion every Monday. You see what each ad really brought you, and you can discuss it with your agency, numbers in hand.

Is this AI? Who checks it?

Yes, the Loudoos are AI assistants. Picky checks every suggestion against your real numbers, nothing happens without your OK, and if a report puzzles you, I answer myself.

Do I need a Shopify store?

No. With Meta alone, Loudoo already judges your ads. With your store connected, it also works out your real margin.

What happens to my data?

Loudoo reads your numbers to build your report, and nothing else. Nothing is sold, and you can disconnect everything in one click. Details are in the privacy policy.

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